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22 Aug 14 at 9 pm

changed some stuff on the profile. mmmm change

 8938
22 Aug 14 at 8 pm

Peter O’Toole (via mofobian)

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"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."

 75766
22 Aug 14 at 8 pm

Caitlin Moran (via ratsoff)

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"At 19, I read a sentence that re-terraformed my head: “The level of matter in the universe has been constant since the Big Bang.”
In all the aeons we have lost nothing, we have gained nothing - not a speck, not a grain, not a breath. The universe is simply a sealed, twisting kaleidoscope that has reordered itself a trillion trillion trillion times over.
Each baby, then, is a unique collision - a cocktail, a remix - of all that has come before: made from molecules of Napoleon and stardust and comets and whale tooth; colloidal mercury and Cleopatra’s breath: and with the same darkness that is between the stars between, and inside, our own atoms.
When you know this, you suddenly see the crowded top deck of the bus, in the rain, as a miracle: this collection of people is by way of a starburst constellation. Families are bright, irregular-shaped nebulae. Finding a person you love is like galaxies colliding. We are all peculiar, unrepeatable, perambulating micro-universes - we have never been before and we will never be again. Oh God, the sheer exuberant, unlikely face of our existences. The honour of being alive. They will never be able to make you again. Don’t you dare waste a second of it thinking something better will happen when it ends. Don’t you dare."

 774
22 Aug 14 at 8 pm

horrordolls:

Toki is literally me.

(Source: facesofdethklok)

 230320
22 Aug 14 at 8 pm

dranoparty:

for christmas my mom got me a shirt with something i said to her when i was really hungover once.

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dranoparty:

for christmas my mom got me a shirt with something i said to her when i was really hungover once.
 23743
22 Aug 14 at 8 pm

folieadoomed:

im never pausing an mcr video ever again

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folieadoomed:

im never pausing an mcr video ever again
 4297
22 Aug 14 at 7 pm

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lambtime:

chaka1987:

im-deadpool-god-dammit:

now theré’s 

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Eevee

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Flareon

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Vaporeon

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Jolteon

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Espeon

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Umbreon

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Leafeon

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Glaceon

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Sylveon, and finally

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Celinedion

I don’t know what I expected.

this was so worth it

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 31334
09 Aug 14 at 12 pm

stonersofamericaunite:

shesmokesherb:

selfprescribedstoner:

Loop Pipe

sweet gif!

from this angle it looks like a dna molecule pipe

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stonersofamericaunite:

shesmokesherb:

selfprescribedstoner:

Loop Pipe

sweet gif!

from this angle it looks like a dna molecule pipe
 250498
08 Aug 14 at 5 pm

pizzaight:

insanebows:

What

this turns me on

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pizzaight:

insanebows:

What

this turns me on

"Part of me wants to drop out of college and go travel the world.
Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world.
Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry some rich guy.
And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep."